Oh, you were that kid. The corrupted file ploy is so fucking obvious. I’ve literally only seen it once and it didn’t fool me for a second. I let the kid turn it in (I was only a lowly TA and couldn’t tell him to fuck off) and you better believe I dinged him for every missed comma and every dangling modifier for the…

Man, the reverse psychology! “people keep saying that Trump doesn’t have my interests at heart, but you can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real mom!”

I have one veneer on a little stick tooth that came in like that. Same one for about 20 years now, although I am starting to notice that it’s wearing a bit.

He looks so unhappy in every single one of these pictures...

I mean, isn’t Martinsville the birthplace of the KKK? So, yeah embodiment of modern racism sounds about right.

Yeah, I’ve seen it before but it has been a long time... The new season of The Americans has also been tempting me. But do I really need more reasons to waste my life in front of the TV? I mean, I might, but I’m not sure yet ;)

Aw, but it’s Debra from Dexter! She’s cool, at least.

Whaaaaat? I’m going to have to actually get Hulu, aren’t I?

Hey, any chance of listing when each of these guys is up for reelection? I’d sure like to spread that around along with the rest of this.

In for raping kids as young as 6 months? No way he survives those first 25 years to petition for parole. The justice system may have dropped the ball, but with crimes like that, someone with a shiv will pick it up.

^ This. There are not enough stars for this comment. I know a few Bernie or Bust-ers and as much as I’d love to see the Dems as a whole move further left, but if they actually stay home rather than at least showing up for the downticket races even if they abstain from the presidential (which I also think is a dumb…

Last time someone told me that my top (read breasts) was inappropriate, I was 35. Into my mid-20s I had friends who called anything I wore when it was warm out “boob shirts”. No, kids, they’re just shirts. You’re wearing the same ones.

And the extra irony there is that high necklines make your boobs look bigger.

Oh, Google images isn’t going to cut it.

I remember hearing that there was one guy executed during the French Revolution who wanted to test how long it actually took to die from guillotine... He had people he knew in the audience, or maybe even on the platform and he told them that he would keep blinking until he couldn’t anymore. 17 seconds.

I mean, partly, I’d guess that in the past lots of gay people would get married and have kids anyway because that’s what you had to do. But also, I’ve heard that yeah, your hypothesis is pretty much the situation. It’s like having grandmas, which only us and dolphins do (in that the females eventually lose…

They do allow handwritten wills in MN (a thing I learned after my grandma died), which means I suppose that they’d have to sift through absolutely everything before they really could decide that he didn’t have one.

I’m worried about going into a bathroom with my beautiful blonde haired niece, and a man LEGALLY being able to waltz in right behind us with no one stopping him.

Wait, wait, wait. I think we’re missing the even bigger picture of this exemption, here

TBH, I did enjoy the bit at the end when the guy was having some kind of awakening and asks his gf or whoever if something he just experienced has ever happened to her and she laughs at him. Yes, you idiot, of fucking course.