“Raised as girls”? What does that even mean?

Yeah, I suppose I am thinking more about domestic issues than foreign policy. But I’m also not all ‘Hillary or Bust!’ If a viable candidate with a record I like more presents themselves, then hey! She’s just the only viable left-of-republican who has announced, so she’s got me for now at least. I just don’t like the…

Sure, but you’re reinforcing my point. The Tea Party didn’t start out by backing a presidential candidate. Ron Paul had no shot because there was no political infrastructure to support him. Rand Paul does have a shot because now there is. I love Elizabeth Warren as much as the next lefty, but we need her in congress…

build from the bottom up.

Shit, get back to Kindergarten and listen this time when the teacher tells you that two wrongs don't make a right.

SoDak is totally enjoyable to visit. The Badlands are really cool, so are the Black Hills. Rushmore is interesting, although I mostly remember the incredible kitch in the gift store and thinking about that scene in North by Northwest the whole time I was there. Crazy Horse looked like it was going to be cool. I…

Yeah. Where I live the water is really hard so it's a bit cloudy coming out of the tap. But you know what? That cloudyness is calcium and magnesium (because limestone aquafers). That shit is good for you. Just give it a second to settle and drink the damn water.

We all know it's going to come down to Sex vs. Netflix, but I really thought that the battle for third place would be between Memes and Being A Crazy Cat Lady. I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore.

You forgot one

God, yes. One time an asshole told me to smile when I was walking down the street literally thinking about the time that I saw someone close to me die of a heart attack. Unfortunately I didn't have the presence of mind to inform him of this fact, but I wish I had.

It was relatively recently that I realized that anybody cared which way the TP rolled. Now I'm super paranoid that people who come over to my house will think less of me for having it on the 'wrong' way (wrong of course being entirely subjective, so putting it on one way or the other does not lessen the paranoia).…

I've had pigeon. It's good, tastes like turkey. I don't eat meat anymore, but if I did, animals that were going to be culled anyway would totally be the way to go.

God, yes! Laura Linney! Irritates the shit out of me for no good reason.

I want to see Starlord\Captain America\Captain Kirk\Thor 4-way hospital visits. Make it happen.

neither Clinton nor her aides asked for an official email address while she was in office

Yep. A friend of mine died from a PE because she dismissed the symptoms and refused people's offers to take her to the doctor because it would have been a legit inconvenience for them (due to when/where/what was going on when the symptoms started) and she was pretty convinced it wasn't that big a deal. If your body is…

Sure, but women like to cum too. If a guy comes across like all he's thinking about is him getting off, that sounds like it's not going to be a very interesting time for us. Women are harder to get off. You have to try. And we all work a little differently. If you can't be bothered to learn the first thing…

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Ew ew ew.

Sure, but women like to cum too. If a guy comes across like all he's thinking about is him getting off, that sounds like it's not going to be a very interesting time for us. Women are harder to get off. You have to try. And we all work a little differently. If you can't be bothered to learn the first thing…

Sure, but women like to cum too. If a guy comes across like all he's thinking about is him getting off, that sounds like it's not going to be a very interesting time for us. Women are harder to get off. You have to try. And we all work a little differently. If you can't be bothered to learn the first thing about…