Sure, but women like to cum too. If a guy comes across like all he's thinking about is him getting off, that sounds like it's not going to be a very interesting time for us. Women are harder to get off. You have to try. And we all work a little differently. If you can't be bothered to learn the first thing about us as…

Any ranking of Girl Scout cookies that doesn't put Samoas at the top is a FARCE! A SHAM! YOU SHOULD ALL LOSE YOUR COOKIE RANKING LICENSES!

This is my shocked face.

For fuck's sake! The existence of food without meat in it is not an attack on people who eat meat. Nobody is going to take your omnivore card away if you eat some falafel. There is a middle ground between meat at every meal and veganism. And, if you liked what this restaurant was putting out before, you'll probably…

Lip Smackers strawberry tastes like 6th grade. See also Kissing Potion

I am terrible at remembering that cooking with hot peppers = danger. I have changed my diva cup after cleaning peppers. More than once.

PINEAPPLE AND GREEN PEPPER PIZZA FOR LYFE!

Good lord, yes! #lips

I've heard that a flat white essentially is what Americans call a cappuccino, but that cappuccinos down under are different thus necessitating a separate term.

Pine isn't good firewood. It smokes a lot.

My cat has lost a lot of weight since I've had him and a couple of years back he needed a saline injection. Now, apparently, because of the weight loss his skin has gotten particularly loose down to about the elbows and knees, which is where all the saline promptly sank to as we left the vet's office. He looked like…

I remember seeing, 10 or 15 years ago, some cigarette company designed packaging for marijuana cigarettes in anticipation of it eventually being legal. Big Tobacco has long since been prepared to morph into Big Weed.

This cat and my cat must subscribe to the same newsletter.

Word. If this is a 'fight', it's one that she's guaranteed to lose, so why is deciding to tap out worse than letting herself get beat to a pulp?

Ah, Gimme a Kiss! Is that the one where the denoument involves someone escaping being burned to death by grabbing some scuba gear and going underwater in a pool? I was thinking that was Fall into Darkness, but I imagine they would have mentioned that bit.

Don't be an asshole. It's probably that death is scary and choosing to do it any earlier than you absolutely have to is, I imagine, really hard.

Look for something with removable insoles. Clarks Unstructured line is good for that. You might need something wider than your usual size, maybe even up a size.

Yes yes yes!!! That was my favorite book for a long time in school. A quality, quality read.

American 'suspenders' = 'braces' not Brit 'suspenders'

So, what you're saying is that cargo pants are coming back.