Dwight did with an injured ass what no one else could do healthy: get Ernie fired. He’s the hero we needed.

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

Can people stop acting like he’s well established or well known? He has less ham 10k subs on YouTube. He has less than 3k followers on twitter. He’s not well established. He’s a step above a reddit commenter.

probably not too many lawyers reading here either

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Senegal also wins the “most awesome looking coach” award by a wide margin (sorry England, though the vest is cute). He looks like a bad ass vampire lord.

I can't wait for him to get his panties in a twist when the winning nation doesn't plan on visiting the White House. 

“But these were two immensely likable teams, relatively unfamiliar to an international audience...”

Relatively unfamiliar to an American audience perhaps.  

We’re not sending our best over there. 

To be fair, I’d much rather have one exercise crazed Canadian in my house than 1500 drunk Americans.

Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

I was watching the game in a rust-belt, run down, death of the “working white class” neighborhood sports bar in southern Indiana (that fact alone was amazing to me), and the minute he appeared on the screen, the woman next to me at the bar said “I think I like soccer now.”

Yesterday this man wallowed in obscurity. Today we all want to hold Rurik’s cubes...

Found it:

Another one of my favorite gestures to hostile fans: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Władysław_Kozakiewicz#Olympic_gold_and_Kozakiewicz’s_gesture

Wait... so, when Mexico sends it people... they are bringing their best now? I’m so confused.

Looks like Colin’s sitting at a piano taking requests from Baker