No one else does this fuck face, it is widely praised in the industry as being unique and taking a ton of work.

Yeah, it had nothing to do with graduating from Medill, or doing five years at the Washington Post and a couple more at other papers.....

Yo, Patrick please get me out of the grays so I don’t have to spend a minute longer with some of these neckbeards and their thoughts about women. ...or as they call them “females”.

God, that’s so true. Everyone knows about Mike Nichols’ days narrating Sportscenter right next to Dan Patrick and Boomer, with Hugh Grant often on as a recurring talking head. And who could forget the hilarious Keith Olberman cameo in The Birdcage???

Stupid take - she is one of the best in the biz.

This is Kinja, not Twitter, Mr Trump.

Rachel Nichols is a treasure.

I came here to post this as well! His From the Dark series is fantastic.

EpicNameBro’s Dark Souls LP. A Souls expert, and great to listen to.

Good tweet.

Oh look! It’s the Warriors acting like brats when losing a game. I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming after watching one guy kick another in the groin while down 3-1 and another throw his mouthguard all over the arena at fans and refs.

In every way possible the very last person you would ever expect to be employed by Barstool.

elite

I mean, the gif is literal foodspin.

No, no, no. Fluff is the kind of s’mores short cut that would give poor Albert an aneurysm.

Ok, now if you really want to live here’s what you do. You do the same steps dear old Albert dictated. His analysis and direction is pinpoint precise, and perfect in every sense of the word. But only when it comes to the sugary wholesomeness of the marshmallow. That stuff he said about graham crackers and chocolate…

Another Burneko fluff piece.

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.

Booing is stupid, sure. But I think sports fans do have a right to be concerned about the cap space an underperforming player eats up. We might not be paying it, but it is a drag on the team’s prospects for success. I’d be pissed to have that contract if I were a Grizz fan.