Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

As a Hawks fan I can say no they don’t, but dammit they should.

This popped up on my Facebook feed and I knew immediately who the author was. I heart you, Albert.

Who would have thought Dwight Howard would not be the softest member of the Atlanta Hawks

Hey! As a 29-year-old virgin who still lives at home who happens to be a Hawks fan, I resemble that remark!

Burnenko’s piece on hitchbot is still my favorite.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Another gem from that story: it takes TWO MINUTES to squeeze a glass of juice out of the bag.

But its got WiFi!

This concept is why I laugh at people who spend big money on snowblowers when I’m able to accomplish the same thing simply by harnessing the power of the sun and channeling it into an intense snowmelting tool that I call “spring”.

... chasing tennis balls and heard repeating himself “who’s a good boy?”

I too will not be attending the White House visit today.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Burneko is unable to type right now.

Also, Burneko’s ceiling is now a fetching shade of off-white.

So that’s nice.

Looks like Burneko is gonna need some new pants.

Oh, look! A raft of boilerplate jokes about how no one watches the WNBA.

old triangle-humper