20 gave me a good laugh this morning, I needed that. Then I started weeping.

Please, remember to kill the dogs first.

"20. Kill the dogs first."

Not for Dark Souls II obvi, but I kept this in my back pocket while I messed around with Dark Souls.

#9 - Go wild at the Funspot Family Entertainment Center. Yeah it's about 2 hours north of Boston.

"I die a little inside with every page view."

Weapon-to-Beefcake ratio is way too high. If your character is armed with a weapon the size of a lamppost while having the figure of a high-schooler, you know something's off. Look at Siegfried from Soul Calibur series or War from Darksiders. Sure, Siegfried is smaller than Astaroth (another lamppost wielder), but…