Thank you, dear Albert (aka The Wizard Whisperer), for finally writing this piece. It’s been a struggle watching them drop winnable games against the Mavs and Hornets and just generally look like, well, the Wizards. (Don’t even get me started on whatever the fuck that Celtics game was holy shit.)

Your username is more of a travel than these highlights.

TERRELLIBLE: THE HALL OF FAME DOESN’T OWENS HIM ANYTHING 

Shit just hearing this story is motivating me

+1 missing a

It’s definitely folly but there’s a small part of me that thinks they can make it all the way to the finals. Cleveland has been so weird of late (29th in defensive rating since the all star break!) and I walked away from that epic tilt back in February feeling like the Wiz can definitely hang with ‘em — and that was…

I don’t super actively follow hockey (I perk up a bit in the playoffs), but the Caps have got to be at the tail end of this current sort of dynasty right? I feel a lot of those guys aren’t getting any younger and the window is bound to close...

I’m pretty lucky I never got the Skins bug (growing up around here, all the Skins fans around me when I was a kid were assholes when the scrawny nerdy dude I was (okay still am) showed interest in football, so I picked another team to root for and ended up with the Giants).

Burneko is the Wizards Whisperer. After they lost to the Sixers and Jazz back to back, he tweeted this:

Hello my fellow Gray Wizard fan. I too am pleased to not see my beloved boys from DC not included on such a list.

omg i’m crying

Fun fact: Marquise Moore of GMU is 13th in the NCAA in rebounding at 10.5 a game.

Popp had his ego surgically removed. Nothing but id left on that guy!

To be fair, San Antonio and Memphis don’t have MLB teams and St Louis doesn’t have an NBA team so we may have dodged a bullet here.

So... Harden for MVP?

Westbrook has MISSED 905 field goals this year, which would rank him 29th in the league for ATTEMPTS, right ahead of Gordon Hayward.

He’d still be better than Darko Millicic :-P

I was willing to consider this alternate POV until I saw Chukwudi’s twitter account is @DaddyofaPro.

Counterpoint: Nelson Peterson wasn’t a victim of some mandatory minimum bullshit stemming from possessing a joint. He was convicted of laundering money obtained from the distribution of crack. This is like convicting Avon Barksdale and wondering why he doesn’t get the same treatment as Wallace.

Only if it was the dad from Footloose.