I was really happy when Markieff hit bofa.

People wondering how the grass can be greener outside of Oklahoma should really read The Grapes of Wrath.

archipelago or gtfo

Says something about Ty Lawson that the most valuable thing he’s done his year is not touch the ball.

Don’t forget the Ultimate Bachelorette Fantasy Draft!

Deadspin Reader: “Stick to sprotz!!!11"

That is way too much scoring potential for one bench. What is that, like 35 ppg between two guys on the second unit? Incredible.

Not sure if Albert is around, so just going to drop this in here like he does whenever Simmons’ prognostications come up. https://theringer.com/pat-riley-gets-what-he-wants-undeniables-bill-simmons-4064cf607e42#.9rvp4zx8j

Short answer is yes, the injuries really destroyed his game that much. His game was really build around being explosive to the basket on offense; those knee and hamstring injuries took a huge toll on him and he never really got that explosiveness back. (He also broke his face in 2015 prior to the start of last season…

I’m not sure whether I’m proud of you for writing this in the spirit of some sort of Eastern Conference 2 seed bi-partisanship, or angry with you because Celtics fans out there are actively rooting for the Wizards to blow the trade deadline and you’re in here making a case for them to succeed?! Damn dude. I dunno how…

I don’t really have a problem with the call — it’s definitely a foul, but one you could see not being called half the time and nobody really caring.

I’ve been hearing that term as long as I can remember (I’m 39, I can remember a good bit). Definitely didn’t just start last week. Heck, there was that State Farm commercial that constantly played last season with Dame Lillard and Kevin Love that featured the rap “Droppin’ Dimes”.

Don’t forget that WIZ50 code (Wizards win and score 100) — that’s practically been a guarantee for almost 2 months now!

This is such a goddamn steal for the Raptors. Fuck. I don’t think they had a chance in hell in competing in the open market this offseason because they’re already way over the cap, but if this is a good fit, they can go over the cap to re-sign Ibaka.

Is this a good twitter thread?

Holy shit that sounds good as hell

You might want to masturbate less vigorously.

June Thunderstorm is gonna give me cancer before my American Spirits do holy shit.

Holy shit this is good

No time to check your words when doing a drive by Wikipedia edit!