The sky over the arena was the color of Cuban’s eyes tuned to a dead Jordan.

Like he said, the stone age.

#PopeLife

I dunno, there have been a LOT of horrible popes. One of my “favorites” is Pope Stephen VI, whose only noteworthy act was digging up his predecessor’s dead body and putting it on trial.

If nothing else a more honest Bud Light “What Happens Next” commercial.

Found Peter Angelos!

The broadcast was, too.

I watched the game and didn't even notice that! Incredible

YOUR JOKING ABOUT TOMATOES IS NOT WELCOME IN INDIANA, SIR.

Off camera I hope there’s a banner that reads “2011: SUCKED FOR LUCK”

Our email at work went down.

Seriously! #GreyLivesMatter

Oh right, the ole “I played rugby argument”. I guess concussions aren’t real! Thanks for clarifying that for me.

The Kobayashi Maru solution of standardized testing! I like it.

I’m guessing this is how “fucking clickbait” comes out when you’re wearing a monocle and top hat?

At the very least, someone will name a shitty dome after him.

Thank you! I read a handful of random ones. Hype levels intensified!

I’m new around here and this will be my first NFL season following Deadspin’s coverage. I don’t know what these Jambaroos are (a friend has mentioned they’re great, though), but if they include something called Robert Evans’ MVP Watch, I guarantee they will be my favorite thing ever.

Not all ear phones are meant to be worn that way.

Ray Hudson is a treasure! I get more laughs out of his ridiculous metaphors and similes than out of anything else in sport. He's like a kid in a candy store, full of unabashed excitement. That's pretty awesome.