You’ll have to wax it first.

Enough to cover the down payment on a 2083 Toyota Camry. Thanks, inflation.

For Sale: 2019 Ram 1500 with RARE tribal designed seats. ONLY a few hundred of these bad boys ever got made!
No low ballers; I know what I have!

Cool Cavalier, bro. 

Spirit of Eggstacy

You are a capitalist and are running a for profit business

Neither of those have aerodynamics of a box. 

Ariel Atom!

Technical Weld Specialist be reading the back of the package

Whoa. A non-sensationalist story about motorcycles on Jalopnik? Who let this slip through?

Good stuff - thank you for sharing it.

Wow you are cheap. What “great” cars can you get for five grand? I just did a quick search...not much. Maybe a high mileage rusty Legacy wagon with an auto? Because that is just what my brother bought for a winter car...for five grand.

Not a frickin’ chance.

$40k in 8 years at your local CarMax.

$1.5 million and they were too lazy to finalize the patent on the gas cap?  What peasant trash do they think I am?

The movie Better Off Dead came to my mind:

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

This calls for a classic:

Flagged for removal. Probably by a posse of torch-bearing Rennlist commenters.

Clean, understated, classic. I look at this Infiniti M45 with the same appreciation as the E39 5 Series, the TL in the title photo, or the last gen Prelude. The design is elegant in its simplicity, and has aged better than the newer (bloated looking) M series.