Autotrader wants you to think it’s a bot.

This Hemholz effect may possibly be mitigated by the addition of a low pressure disturbance behind the window opening. I suggest a small dent in the passenger side rear bumper. 

It's an ugly Mustang.

I don’t see why we have to choose one.

This is a digression, but stop to ask yourself why home ownership is financially beneficial. Most people point to the mortgage interest tax exclusion. But why does that exist? What motivated law makers to create the mortgage interest tax exclusion? Do most people evaluate the downsides of home ownership? Are they…

https://freight.uber.com/

Nope.  Guess he’s just going straight for the action!

When I first saw a picture of the clown shoe in a magazine, circa 1998, it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen (except maybe a Stratos). Too bad it was way out of reach for me. Well, fifteen years later, things changed and I found one with less than fifty kilomiles in preistine condition. I’ve had it for three years…

Bangers and mash...

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

I had a 1995 M3. I absolutely loved that car. It was well balanced and just a total joy to drive. Of course, it was not stock. I had H&R coilovers, Schrick cams, a Stromung exhaust, lightweight flywheel and a Turner “chip” lol. It was not the fastest car by any means but it was just... a joy to drive. The slave…

Ugh, I miss that car.

Says the person that never has ridden a KTM Duke. 

Will LaneSplitter ever return?

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

I spoke with Toyota’s CEO this morning about the threat their workers pose to our national security and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, …

This isn’t an outrageous price for a Rabbit pickup these days.