Per your recent article, shouldn’t we consider Skully vaporware until they actually produce a commercialized offering?

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

What do you want to bet that a “feminine hygiene product dispenser” came up in a product planning meeting, probably by some douchebag.

It would make sense if you bought one to tow a trailer with your HDs on it. But then again, this is a better use of a supercharged F-150.

*punk kid* hey mister, is your refrigerator running?

My fridge has like 75hp now.

That Mallett looks really Hammered... sorry, had to.

Honestly, I'd leave those last really destroyed cars destroyed. They've not become almost priceless. Historic even. Just give the owners a new Z06 or something as repayment. Or a new Corvette every year for life maybe?

But if you are prone to saying things like, "hold my beer and watch this..." the death kart wins hands down. Nobody ever won a Darwin award in a Volvo.

You left off the "Jet Engine" criteria.

Paying 1 300 bucks, for someone's crazy backyard project that's more prone to killing you than a late 70's 911 turbo, and that's running one of the strangest (and unlogical) drivetrain ever?

All the bloodshed, carnage, BDSM, genocides, power struggles and the feeling of inadequacies...all over a bunch of blown apex seals....