Why buy a 9 year old Mercedes with 140,000 miles when you could literally do anything else with $7500 and probably come out further ahead?

I have nothing witty to say anymore, other than this guy is an asshole.

The guy with the 2 stroke Saab thinks you’re stupid.

Driver training would take money, electronic hailing companies are against ALL regulations as any reg might have a cost to comply and therefore stem the flow of driver replenishment they need due to MASSIVE driver turnover...

you deserve all the stars, posts like this are why i come to jalopnik :)

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

Oh you’ve never done it? There’s a whole ritual involved.

Basically all it really means on the back end is that he had brought the car into a BMW dealer and logged it into our Dealer communication system (DCS) giving some basic details about the vehicle, build options, engine, transmission, warrenty vehicle history and history of service and movement around the world. When I…

Yea but, being tall, you’re what every person on Tinder is “looking for.” Life balances out.

Thank you for fucking saying this. I am so sick of people running no cats on street cars.

Obligatory?

If you want to make things safer you usually don’t bring along a device that induces fear and violence. Unless of course you are retarted

Good. I'm glad they're taking this shit seriously. It's a city, not a fucking farm. Find a way to use public transportation.

Something about a design that can remain in production for 15 years and still look as new and modern at the end as it did on day 1 is very attractive.

Because of the size of the Great Lakes this is pretty much the only way you can launch a new ship in to the lakes. Now let's see how many of you are paying attention. ;-)

Driving a 911 at the upper limits is scary, with all the aids off. It seems to dart to wherever you want it to go ... So long as your foot is on the gas.

I admire the Brazilian tendency to keep manufacturing great cars (like the Beetle) for decades after they are introduced.

/Jalopnik'd

Actually one thing that annoys me about the 240 is if you follow the roofline from the B pillar to the C pillar you can see the cutout for the rear doors curves down, where the roof would if it were a sedan. Always threw my OCD-ness because I can tell they designed the sedan first then adapted the design for the wagon…