Currently half of VWVortex is wondering how to scrape together $30k.

Ask Doc Hudson.

Hooray for the rebellious youths of China!

My reaction when watching Gene say this:

I guarantee that I am the only man in the history of mankind to get laid because of his skill at Road Blasters. She was a skank and made a bet. Yep. I was THAT guy when I was 18.

You can watch, from different angles, as Tanner runs all kinds of thrilling errands, like washing his car and picking up some milk. It's probably the same stuff you do in your car every day, just with a lot more wheelspin and sliding.

Eat ice cream, take a shit, take a nap, race, get drunk.

I'm just amazed that they could get 11 guys to go 26 seconds without a single one of them farting.

Kid - absolutely. Every driver on our team has raced at a higher level or WANTS to. Keep in mind, the competition in the Conti series is likely the best around - very talented drivers, solid teams and no shortage of effort!

Hahahaha. I'm going to work wowza into the next column, just for you.

Pretty much how I imagine all the Opponauts driving their newly acquired STs.

"That's weird. I thought the only interior color for the Fiesta ST seats was black." - The second owner.

Wait, you can get charged with "stunt driving"? Sounds pretty awesome to me.

I'd much rather see a "driving too fast for conditions" with reasons given other than just the speed in excess of the arbitrary speed limit. Being an inexperienced teenager who probably has no driver training other than the ridiculously inadequate amount mandated to get licensed, I'm sure he was driving too fast for…

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It's not just limited to Hondas my friend.

What I did was when I decided to be an engineer, I called the big three, asked them where they hire from, and then transferred to the school they recruited from. If you go to a small school and get a poetry degree, you won't be a GM engineer.