I can’t embed a table in comments apparently, so here:

I don't care what the Lame Stream Media has to say about this, clearly REDACTED had it coming!

Poor Ragnar. How can he keep up when the Vikings’ most savage barbarian also plays running back?

“Sorry for laughing so loudly, but I just watched a video of a bird dying”

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?

Who are Americans to question the greatest Patriot in history?

Has there ever been video of 9ers fans fighting where it isn’t like 4 Patrick Willis jerseys kicking some poor schmuck on the ground?

Yeah, a 49er fan...real credible witness.

You say that they revealed a big ass rope as if it was some sort of surprise. Japanese Ninja Warrior has had a rope as the final stage....forever? It wasn’t a surprise it was 1000% expected.

Wait, does he think that explanation makes the 49er fans look better?

So waiting to attack a guy as soon as he has his back turned is supposed to give us a better impression of misunderstood Niner fans?

Now that I’ve read his clarification, the 49ers fans are still terrible, terrible people who belong in jail, and the Vikings fan is still an innocent victim.

From the FB post:

I dunno. My wife would probably like me better if I won $1m.

T-H-I-S

Media like Deadspin made him part of the show.