The craziest part of this to me, not being huge on tennis, is that these two complete randos in the final - have already met 8 times - and THREE times in grand slams. Like is that how thin the talent pool is? Or am I missing something? They’re top 50 players but to me that fact alone diminishes what Serena has done.…

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Man sexually assaults woman, assaults man, then assaults both of him. After all this, off-duty police officers kicked them out of an establishment they had every right to be in.

I mean, am i a douche for believing (if this account is true) that Jordan should be suspended multiple games?

A company I used to work with had to hire off-duty cops for daytime traffic detail (in uniform) regularly. Each cop made north of $100/hour and used their cruisers for free. The best part was, the official policy the Police Department had was to pay them with a check made out to the officer’s name when they showed up.…

Yeah, I’d like to see him perform again. I was really, really surprised at how good his halftime show was, up until RHCP shit all over it.

You are correct that no one will touch Prince, though.

The bombshell doesn’t exactly make Goodell look good here.

A couple thoughts.

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

The American Dream. Try to keep up, will you?

That’s actually a harder needle to thread than you might think.

What’s this movie about?

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I guess we can't all be cool bros with A LeBron jersey, Dallas Cowboys backwards hat, and Patriots mesh shorts making fun of guys at the bar for rooting for their shitty hometown teams they have loved forever. Fucking bonkers man!

“If you have two starting QBs, you don’t have a starting QB. If you have three of them, you’re the fucking Redskins.”

Hey hey hey, it’s not like Washington has a history of using a lot of QBs since Dan Snyder bought the team. They’ve been very efficient since 1999:

You know, at least Jason Garrett gets to have some nice steak dinners and ride around in the Fuck Bus. You’re a total puppet and fraud as the Dallas HC, but at least you benefit from it.

To be a Redskins coach means unofficially assuming the role as the organization’s resident Baghdad Bob.

It’s a format issue for the NASCAR film: The sport’s fans are still using VCRs.

I’m sure all of this will come as a complete shock to her.