Probably wouldn’t have loved it back in the 30's and 40's when they were inspecting people’s heritage though.

Classic Torch! Why I still read Jalopnik despite your guys best efforts to get rid of me through the site redesigns, horrible comment system that still only loads half the time, etc.

I heard that “small eggplant” autofills the pickup truck emoji.  

Sure, the red taillight, but what jumps out at me is there hasn’t been a pickup in production for decades that you could actually see over the hood. The front end needs to look more like a freight train...

There are more unibody trucks with no break between cab and bed than their are trucks will all-amber taillights. 

“David Tracy unexpected finds that Tetanus is the cure for COVID-19 and makes millions off of people flocking to his back yard for the earthy medication”

The thing you need to understand about David is, he’s just... wired differently. He lives for these quests.

We had one of these at an old job for benchmarking. It’s super cool, but definitely a wagon, not a minivan.

Can we just skip reporting on garbage like this?

I differ. I find it real damn bad.

This seems to fit

Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

I just picked up a nice WD21 this weekend for $1700, or 3.8% of the current 4WD model’s MSRP. The 2020 model isn’t 26 times better, in fact my wheels are 26 times better than the entire 2020 model. Change my mind

Original motor will also bust. This isn’t Jeeps or Land Cruisers.

You have a picture of your car in your car?   That's weird......well I guess you can't see the outside from the inside, but it's still weird. 

Please don’t compare this thing to a Crown Victoria. It’s insulting the Crown Victoria

MS Painter’s tape.

I’m assuming you’ve got a Grand National, because absolutely no stock Regal turbo is pulling on an M3 unless it is the E30.

Lol, oh god no.  Our Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet is far superior to the Cascada ;)

I had a Regal Turbo as a rental car. I was very surprised with its performance, and it was a blast to drive.