The average buyer is the one who pays for your toys.

<Porsche Rep>

Hey there, buddy...
I heard that you want a sports car?
We’ve got sports cars.

“These situations are a blast to explain to my 7 year old, who ends up confused with a look that says “what idiot came up with that?””

<me>

<Mazda rep>
Hi there, Average Buyer.
Yes, we do have a new crossover coming soon for you to buy.
This is our CX-8:

You’re 7 year old is the one using common sense...

Ya, until you slap an IS38 [Stock Golf R] turbo and gain 180+ hp.

I had a GTI with plaid seats. They were fantastic. Great colour, didn’t get too hot in the summers. I’m in favour of more cloth colours, textures, and patterns! Why does everything have to be leather in high end cars?

Yep - our 2017 Alltrack was made in Mexico. Build quality is about the same as my 2017 R which was made in Germany. Both very good.

My old Focus ST on the other hand was built in the US, and it was made by drunk people. Nothing fit right, had an awful rattle from the factory, and had peeling paint - this was in…

Wow, making cars in mass quantities is hard! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!?

Historically a good sign! Everyone invest! Oh wait...

Yeah. Whatever moron at Ford looked at the 5.2L Voodoo and then thought “nah, this turbo six from a Fusion is way more appropriate for a supercar” deserves to be super fired.

Awesome “pulling into the carpenter Home Depot via the back of kroger shortcut” vid, lol.

Plastics Benjamin Plastics.

The V6 Raptor does not sound good. And I’ve yet to hear an aftermarket exhaust that rectifies the problem.

That’s the Ecoboost, and yeah, it sounds terrible. A V6 muffled by turbochargers has got to be the saddest “performance” sound in the world.

I love me a good onramp, it’s one of the places I can go WOT. 

It seems like it’s always some white/silver/grayish neutral colored car when the mist is really being tossed up on the highways, too. The Honyotafordza Stealth-a-mmuter U2 Edition.