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Wait - a Deadspin poster could be *sarcastic*? I am shocked! Shocked, sir at such a development!

He’s not a communist. But I suppose you lack the capability to grasp the differences.

Blucher!

Nathan Peterman makes stopped clocks that are NEVER right!

Sara:

By and large, french fries need to be eaten IMMEDIATELY. Even those pleasure-center-caressing McDonalds’ fries cannot be resurrected into any edible form once they’ve hit the road to Leftoverville.

I am not worthy to bestow upon you my +1. Yet I bestow my +1!

And Republican and right-wing campaigns are run on 8-hour workdays and 401K plans?

Bernie lost first.

Of course the kid is unimpressed with baseball. He’s a Marlins fan.

As an on-duty cop, he’s supposed to have his gun at all times that he’s on-duty. That does supersede the sign on the door, so you assumed wrong. Gun control laws usually are written to NOT apply to cops on-duty anyways, so there’s THAT presupposition wrong, as well. The comparison to speeding is shoddy, but even

Might even be more mind busting if she was rolling in in a tuxedo.

May as well throw my spectacles... I mean speculation... into the ring:

My guess is that they decided that they’d rather have the feces-tossing happening *outside* of the theater rather than *in* it.

And that’s going to happen how?

Sir/Madam! That is a slur on a Noble and Much-Beloved body part! Yertle is far baser than a c***!

He is not a Democrat at all. Still.

+1 black suit for funerals

Says the man who can’t spell “you’re”.

There is a movement afoot to insist on Ranked Choice Voting, and if ever a situation called for it, this is it. What we need is the person who can legitimately point to being the preferred choice for the Democratic Party. Not the person who commands the least-narrow slice of pie.