What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (18 May 1977):

Peyton might have gotten away with one for what sounded like reversing two letters and saying "enterpreneur" for "entrepreneur".

Bonus porn name:
Linda Lovegood: Deep Throat and the Chamber of Secrets

Al Madrigal was on Conan and said he had a stand-up gig where the audience were just the billionaire NFL owners. He bombed. Anyway, the other two guests at the function were The Steve Miller Band and Jeremy Renner. When asked what Jeremy Renner did, Madrigal said he was just Jeremy Renner.

"And Leon's getting LARGER!"

5k…not 25k. They would lose quite a few of their subscribers via heart attack.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (23 Jul 1976):

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (16 May 1991):

400 Bruce Willis won a guest actor Emmy in 2000 for playing Rachel’s boyfriend on this comedy.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (23 Jun 1983):

I knew it from a weird angle. Slartibartfast's favorite part of his job was designing coastlines. He was particularly proud of Norway.
(For those who do not wish to google, he is a character from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Messi's free kick was jaw dropping. I don't watch a ton of soccer, but I recognize greatness when I see it.

…and we’re back.

You really have a hard time letting things go…

I was rooting for Ben solely because I didn't want to endure Laurie's lilt for a second day.

Without the spaces:
< b > < i > Jeopardy! < /i > Objection! < /b >

No, I missed that one. Good read?

I have a vague memory of the show, but I don't think I ever watched an episode. Because of what Don Ohlmeyer did to Norm Macdonald, he is forever my enemy, so I'm retroactively happy that his show ultimately failed.

Hey, ZLATAN! is Thomas R.'s thing, back off. Oh, wait a minute…
Never mind, carry on.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (24 Feb 1976):