"Trebek jinxes Fred as he asks… (about) his Jeopardy! experience"

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (10 Feb 1977):

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (10 Dec 1985):

How ridiculously greedy do you have to be for corporate money to allow your arena to be named the "KFC Yum! Center"? I guess the money for all those hookers had to come from somewhere.

"Fred's dead, baby. Fred's dead."

The first time I saw Quantum of Solace I thought that the bad guy was Stewart from TBBT. Okay, I might not have been completely sober.

Yeah, me too. Welcome back Matthew Stechel!!!

Andrea Spinks, not Sphynx , which would have been perfect for Pussy in Paradise. A sphynx cat is a cat that has had it's whole body Brazilian waxed.

Andy Rooney corner: "Do you ever notice that when they show animal shelter advertisements that all of the animals are cute? I'm sure that those animals have little difficulty in getting adopted. Why not show the ugly animals? Don't they deserve to be adopted just as much?"

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (26 May 1988):

I hope Alexandra Krosney's "creative differences" aren't the same kind as Lisa Robin Kelly's. That was just tragic.
180 degree turn, from what I've read about Ariel Winter, she is an impressive young woman. It's always nice to see a kid actor who actually seems to have their shit together.

I think I'm one of the only people who likes Fred as a contestant, but I have to admit that he is an extremely underwhelming four day champion. He seems like he can't even believe it himself.

I loved the attention to detail. Santa having white armpit hair was a small but funny touch and I really loved that he still has a 'hotmail' account.

*King Kong Bundy shakes his head in silent agreement*

What I wouldn't give for a little "Late Night on Late Night" crime. John Oliver, do us all a favor and put Jimmy Fallon out our misery.

I once won a gift certificate to a restaurant by stumping some not-too-bright radio hosts with the following question:

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (2 Mar 1984):

The local chapter of The Humane Society held a tel-a-thon which pre-empted Jeopardy!. Stupid amazing organization that routinely performs wonderful, life-saving acts!

Whenever I kill a king and take his place, I like to sit on the throne before I hide the body. Makes me feel much more dramatic.

"I smiled at you. For what!"