I'll be right back, I have to look for my 10 foot pole. Oh wait, it would do me absolutely no good.

Now that Heroes Reborn is wrapping up, maybe we can get some Colony coverage. I mean, it can't be any worse, right?

With a Golden Globe and a Critic's Choice award to his name so far, I don't think it can be argued that we are smack dab in the middle of a Christianaissance. Settle on in, it might be a while.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (8 Jun 1989):

Megan seemed impatient or exasperated the entire game. It looked like she was rolling her eyes during Sarah's interview, like she couldn't believe that she had to listen to these dumb stories before she could get back to losing.

It seemed like the whole point of having Britt Lower in the episode was to provide the feminist counterpoint. I'm not sure that it needed to be pointed out that a woman doesn't automatically need to be hit on just because she's hot. It was fine and it really didn't get in the way that much, but the woman was in a…

Sounds like way too much advance planning. The day I need a whole MacGyver setup to get me where I'm going will be the day I hang up my six shooter.

He really doesn't look like someone who is losing all of their hair any time soon. When you start losing your hair, you definitely know it.

"Do you put it in her gas hole?"

I feel your pain. My DVR decided to spontaneously reboot about 20 minutes into the episode. I'm going to go ahead and blame my cable company because fuck Time Warner, even if it wasn't there fault. So I will be seeking other means of viewing it as well.

I totally blew the date on that one. The appearance was March 1 and the pilot was on March 6. "Heart of a Champion: The Ray Mancini Story" wasn't until May 1. I also see that he appeared in September and November '85 on Carson. The September appearance was probably for when the series kicked off in earnest. I need…

♫ Insufferable!
Bill Maher, Dammit!
It's so miserable,
Insufferable!
Bill Maher, Dammit!
But his ratings are still strong as hell ♫

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (21 Feb 1992):

"Duct tape and prayer: the answer to any problem in our society."

He just fired his lawyers citing "They just weren't spawn of Satan-y enough".

Ya know, if they keep encouraging Jimmy Fallon's behavior, he's never gonna learn his lesson.

Too late:

Yeah, that was my first thought as well, but the math doesn't seem to hold up. She had to discover that she was pregnant very early on and then have a wedding attended by 175 family members and friends.

I didn't know that any of them colored their hair.

$200: Yahoo! streaming committed suicide by miscalculating the popularity of this former NBC series