What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (February 22, 1978):

Denis O'Hare turned in his best performance in the perpetual mess that is American Horror Story. An excellent 'Liz Taylor' helped transform a sprawling pile of excreta into something close to watchable.

Dammit, Janis!…
Oh well, he might have been immortalized. Now he will be a memorable footnote in an entertaining game.

Quick Story: I was at a clambake for a union get-together about 20 years ago and I must have had too many clams because I ended up doing a Joe Cocker impression that ended abruptly when I stepped in a gopher hole. I sprained my ankle badly and it still hurts sometimes when the weather changes.

I watched television with my parents Friday night and my father generally dislikes watching Jeopardy! because the ravages of time have caught up with his formerly nimble mind. They know I like it, though, and over my protestations that I would have been perfectly happy watching Steve McQueen do his Steve McQueen…

You kind of leave it open to a wide variety of interpretation when you fail to identify Blanche. I'm going to imagine that Blanche is Iliza's hot assistant who will do anything to make her mistress happy. Or it's her dog who will do anything to make her mistress happy. Sigh, yeah, probably her dog.

Wow, James Adomian is kind of a rage filled dick.

You mean three time Super Bowl winning coach / assistant coach Tom Coughlin? Yeah, best to stay away from him.

I'm picturing a portrait of Dennis Franz in his bathroom ala George Costanza.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson:

The nostril breathing really declined in quality after Peter Gabriel left.

I knew a guy who powered his ranger behind bars. He was famous for his tangy cocktails.

"I'll give you my sword when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."

It is a different pairing, for certain. I don't know how to put this that doesn't sound completely saccharin, but I'll give it a shot. It's tough to find someone special to share your life with; it's even tougher to hold on to it once you find it. I can never begrudge someone who has found love their happiness in…

IMDB indicates he was most likely promoting Raw Deal which I saw a long time ago and remember little about. Raw Deal also features Darren McGavin, which probably made a pretty bad movie marginally better.

The tweet is completely ambiguous. I'm gonna go ahead and keep my hopes in check.

Sadly, all of my hopes now rest upon winning 2 YA books and a $25 Fandango gift certificate from the AV Club.

I doubt staying in touch with Angus was ever particularly high on Holland's priority list.

That is news to me that Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson are a couple. Good for them!
12 Years a Slave: Holland Taylor's time spent on a sitcom that was well beneath her talents.
Eh, she got paid and she had a steady gig. I'm sure a lot of actresses would have killed for the part.

So, 8 Mile was actually based on an Updike novel. I'll be damned.