"In Oakland, California for the first time a marijuana company will be publicly traded. It's the first ever stock that you can buy high and sell high."
- Conan O'Brien, 1/13/2016

Yup, still poor.

I don't know if it's contractual or what, but it's odd that neither of Sundays football games aired in prime time. It would have been interesting to see the mighty NFL up against the Golden Globes.

Yeah, after I typed that I had Mike Wilbon's voice ringing in my head. Hate when he pulls that shit, so point taken.

Ted Cruz gives Canadians a bad name.

Shit, RIP. Yeah, that sucks. Even with seeming proof, I really hope it's not true.

The biggest problem with James Corden's couch is that he will be sitting next to it.

Everyone seems to think that Steven Colbert has lost some of his edge with the move to CBS, but if you compare his interviews with Fallon's, he looks like Mike fucking Wallace. (He used to be this guy on 60 Minutes, millennials!)

Don't know about the laughs, but the late night shows definitely whore themselves out to him for the ratings.

— Integeriana Jones

What's all this about "sources" and "facts"…pssssh. They just serve to get in the way of some grade-1A hyperbole. Harrumph.

Your point is germane.
(I thought it was Jermaine as well. It's better not to go through life saying incorrect things, if you can at all help it…so thanks!)

Me too. It's always better to watch a game if you have a rooting interest. No one says it has to be for one of the teams. If it ain't one of my teams, a heaping portion of good old fashioned hate makes a game much more interesting.

Okay, I gotta admit, those are some pretty compelling points.

Answer that I completely ripped off from Yahoo Answers:

Who were the .2 of people who watched the first hour of the NCIS/NCIS:NO crossover and said, "Nah, I'm good. I'm not going to watch that New Orleans shit just so I can see how it ends." Or maybe some of the .2 just have a really early bedtime.

Alex had the whole "prediction" thing, which indeed was very silly, and he also name-dropped A.O. Scott. Something like, "Here's Tony with the last clue."

I was going to ask why there was outrage, but then I remembered that people are horrible. Still, what points could possibly be made that have any relevance whatsoever?

Hot off his appearance on American Idol, you can feel the excitement building. Eeeesh…maybe Kanye misunderstood. He thought his agent told him that American Idol was the hippest show on television, but what he actually said is that people who still watch American Idol are at a high risk for breaking their hips.

It's something that happened on the show from the first season. Intrigued now, I bet.