Like sugar added to rectal coffee, it's bittersweet news. At least
there will be some sort of ending; time will tell how satisfying it is.

Hey Giselle! Are you "nice"? 'Cause I'm not sure if you think you are or not. Ah, she was okay, but she seemed awfully insecure, and you can't be a great chef if you lack confidence. Phillip probably deserved to go, but he has more confidence in his pinky toe than Giselle has in her whole body. I'll take…

I shot a movie in Reno, just to watch it die…

It'll be a cold day in hell…
"Game on!"

That was kind of the story of Mclean Stevenson's career after he left MASH, wasn't it? All dressed up with nothing to plug.

Yup, it's still funny:

In an odd piece of synergy, McShane's upcoming "mysterious" role on Game of Thrones will also be that of Al Swearengen.

Humans have been playing or watching sports since the beginning of civilization. I suppose some prefer the more sedentary sport of navel gazing (not to be confused with naval gazing, which of course is another term for lighthouse keeper).

3 day winner,
3 day winner,
3 piece chicken dinner!
FINALLY!!!

Is it a brodown if two ladies are fighting?
Hmmm…maybe?

Well hell, if we are just announcing random shit than Conor McGregor vs Rafael dos Anjos and Holly Holm vs Miesha Tate are scheduled for UFC 197. Ronda Rousey has to hope for a Holm win so she can get her rematch.

"…and by the way, the movie has been out for three months, but if you go now you will still be among the first to see it."

Even with the hype of it being it's final season, American Idol recorded it's lowest season premiere ratings last night. Guess they made the right call to pull the plug.

I was looking at Billy Eichner's twitter and apparently they are re-airing past season episodes for the the "first time" on TruTV. So they aren't exactly "new", but I haven't seen all the old episodes, so they'll be new to me. And that's great news that he has been renewed!

I took it that Miss Evers had broken free of her Cortez imprisonment and was moving on to bigger and better stains. Her removal of her apron and her subsequent statements seemed to indicate that she had wrapped up her "unfinished business" and her time at the hotel had finally come to an end.

I thought she was kinda funny in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Her stock plummeted with me when I made the mistake of watching an episode of Hollywood Game Night. She does much better with scripted material.

I think he means it as some sort of commiseration with the contestant when things don't go their way. I guess nobody on his staff has the guts to tell him it doesn't read that way.

Remembering that you watch Heroes Reborn is like remembering you have to go back to work after the weekend. You probably won't enjoy it, but it's something you are resigned to do anyway.

You gotta take what you can get. They could have just told you to puck off.

On the positive side of surviving the zombie apocalypse, an average looking guy like Steven Yeun has a legitimate shot with someone as beautiful as Lauren Cohan.