Whenever I think about David Caruso, I think of the first time I saw him in An Officer and a Gentlemen in which he kind of played a pussy, but mostly I think of how fans of NYPD Blue were tearing their clothes and rubbing ashes on their heads when he left after season one. I think if CSI: Miami had preceded that…

I guess I'm not well versed in all things Fun Home. The only thing I could think of after the clue was read is that Whoopi Goldberg used to work in a mortuary.

Steve is an okay champion. I'm not sure if I liked him more or less after he confessed to wearing only a thong on stage…that must have taken some serious balls [rim shot]. I'll be rooting for him to win at least one more game.

Walking STD petri dish John in Ready Mayer One

I see your vest and raise you a cummerbund.

>>>>>Emma Late

>>>>>Emma Nem

Let he who is without aSIaN cast the first (Emma) Stone.

Yeah, but it was a lady pig, so it's okay.

I don't think younger kids would even know what the hell they were looking at and older kids would just shrug. Cartoon Network U.K. isn't worried about what is "comfortable" for the kids, they are exclusively worried about what is "comfortable" for the parents.

Call it tissues if you must, it's all Kleenex to me.

They had two new episodes last week. I think I heard that the season finale was last week as well, but my cable guide is telling a different story. I hope you're right, I think he's pretty damn funny.

"Hanging out with Steve is like the movie Deliverance. It’s all fun and games until the banjo comes out." — Martin Short

In 1986, Growing Pains was the eighth highest rated show on television. Oprah's show had just debuted.

I'm going to go ahead and take it as a bad sign that they are running Billy on the Street episodes back to back the last couple of weeks. Last week was 10:30 and 11:00; this week neither episode falls in prime time (11:00 and 11:30). Oh well, I kind of enjoyed it as a brainless half hour of entertainment.

Alex seemed supremely confident that a theoretical passageway must be a "catwalk". I felt bad for her but I still laughed.

No, I googled last night. It's specifically "hot drinks", which was interpreted as mainly tea and coffee. There was a mini-controversy over Coke and Pepsi and the church clarified their stance somewhat.

Popular opinion is that it's a hell of a drug. Yeah, I'll take skinny, coked-out Tarantino over fat, rambling Tarantino any day. He's morphing into Marlon Brando right in front of our eyes.

I stumbled across the SAP for the visually impaired or (hushed tone) "blind" people. Anyway, it was pretty freaky hearing a voice describe the action on the screen.

Roughly "240 Hours" until Krasinki's movie revs up the Fox Benghazi machine to full throttle.