Is there an equivalent to the NFL's Wonderlic test for the NBA? I think Ben Simmons decision to attend LSU would really hurt his score.

But just think of all the unaccomplished federal refuge business that will have to be put on hold for "as long as it takes"!
(Is it still a historic and meaningful act if almost nobody cares?)

Okay, I read the first couple and I said to myself "This is kind of a fun gimmick". I was over that feeling after my scrolling finger began to cramp.

Yeah, I'm still gonna watch it and hope that the couple 70's it mustered over at metacritic will align with my expectations. Bummer review, though.

I've been disappointed with the last couple of Quentin appearances on the traditional talk shows. He seems to have his agenda of what he wants to say and it has been more of a monologue rather than an interview.

It was small consolation that Ashley's harp guess (are there really famous brands of harps?) didn't really matter after she blew FJ. Don't have high hopes that Terry can even match the 2 wins that Ashley mustered. Ah well, they are bound to stumble across a 3 day winner sooner or later.

TIL: Mormons eschew tea and coffee. Good to know?

For the same reason that they discourage applause during the "In Memoriam" segments on award shows, I won't compare Natalie Cole to Wayne Rogers. Still, a simple mention might have been nice.

It will be interesting to see if nostalgia can help American Idol's ratings on it's way out the door.

DD2: Name this guy in the picture that anyone who didn't sleep through all of high school history could identify. I mean, come on, he is a pretty recognizable historical figure.

I agree about the ending. The voice on the radio and the sinkhole opening up behind them was fine foreshadowing, but it lacked a certain urgency to propel the story to the next season. There was enough good work before it that it really didn't matter that much, but it was a bit anti-climatic. It almost seemed like…

Nah, you're fine. I'm sure I'm not alone in appreciating the notable effort you have put into these reviews. Thanks for the quality work and hope to see you next season!

"Too weird to live, too rare to die!"

"You are gonna go on, and live to be the best… dental hygienist in the history of England… or wherever it is you're from."

Yes.

Don't think so. From Wikipedia:

♪ I get no kick from champagne… ♪

Snoo-snoo, not to be confused with Sununu; that would be something much less amazing (although pretty damn memorable, I'd bet).

Q: What do Nick Saban and IBS have in common?

DPerk Showpra?