Drinking Game! Drink every time Oscar makes a naked attempt to be "diverse".

Angelina Jolie, yeah thanks.

He looks well lubricated.

Wasn't there a movie with the same premise as The Family? What was the name of it?

Yeah, this has been a bad year for me as well. You can't watch everything, as much as you want to.

Keeping up with the staff chat is way too exhausting, what with all the refreshing. I'm sure they are saying extremely clever things, though.

Leo is up for "Roundest Head in a Bear Movie."

I have to believe after her Globes win there will be sufficient backlash to keep her Emmy free.

"Best Rape"

This shit is going to at least midnight…strap in..

He was nominated in 1977 and lost to Peter Finch for "Network".

Who's Bobe Dylan Cate?

Tina Fey looking adorable per usual.

It would be alright with me if Leo had to wait a Sylvester Stallone amount of time before he wins one.

Yes, I was not attempting a joke. He doesn't really diet, he just doesn't eat two days of the week.

He starves himself two days a week.

Yeah, I wouldn't have been upset with a Malek win.

and Jon Hamm

#ENDBEARRAPE

When it comes right down to it, what the hell are they going to do?