Jimmy Kimmel already did the not saying the name bit…

He's like one of those magnet dust guys that looks the same upside down as right side up. Or not.

I might pay to see Jonah Hill rape Leonardo Dicaprio.

It's a veritable cavalcade of Super Heroes.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
How exactly does that work? Has to be a "Holy Trinity" type thing.

Okay, I never heard of "The Lady in the Van". I guess I need to read this site more carefully.

"Cookies for everyone tonight, my treat"
I'm not sure she knows what the hell she just said.

Whenever someone compliments Leo Dicaprio, it's an automatic censor.

"We all know pain is temporary….like this award show."

What the hell Morgan Freeman got around his neck?

"King Kong ain't got nothin' on him"

Did you actually type out 0 retweets1 like or was it copy and paste?

Codeine is a hell of a drug…

She likes you:

WOW…..awesome.

Alan Cumming is giggling behind his hands like a Japanese school girl.

Sam Smith is what happens if Wham had a child.

Those are some outstanding Golden Globes.

What do you do for a living?
Me? I'm part of Lady Gaga's "team".

sigh….Lady Gaga was NOT better that Kirsten Dunst. nope, nope, NOPE!