Got the LG Optimus free via Sprint, too, with a renewed contract. Happy with this carrier, plus a well-reviewed phone. Can't go wrong.

@BxgrlJeri: We'll chase them around with our MetroCards and pelt them with antiquated tokens and blockade them with graffiti'd subway cars before we allow this!

This is freakin' me out. In a good way.

@missing_piece: You're not wrong.

I thought they were called Scala? Anyhow, I'm actually looking forward to the first Internet movie I've looked forward to since Startup.com.

@Steve U: "What I did say was that Barrett has clearly been more disgraced, humiliated and shamed by this incident than Andrews."

@Steve U: Let's assume that you aren't kidding, and that you have never in your life been surreptitiously videotaped or photographed in a state of undress and had that video or photo(s) circulated to every nook and cranny of the Internet, or have any loved ones or friends who are female to whom this has happened, or…

Bravo, sir.

@loonyjason: Dabo!

@Barman1942: The Voyager made a planetary landing. Or two? And remember when the Enterprise-D crashed? It was not a good landing. :-) #startrekonline

@wintersault: Have you seen the latest Star Trek? They depict a starship being constructed planetside. In the series, we've seen repairs, refits and straight-up builds (at the end of the process) done in space, though. #startrekonline

@andBegorrah: I'm just happy he wears his pants the same way I do.

@Meg: "Hey Steve. This one is solar-powered. Should I put it in a separate pile?"

Wow. They really do sort everything out at a recycling plant, eh?

@Meg: Hear, hear.

Hey, it's up to you. I'm not coming across the country to fight you like you want me to, but I still think that you're a horrible and clueless writer.

@Meg: For the record? I can tell when the sauce is fake*. And congrats!!!

@Meg: Congrats!!! And, um, not true.

Sigh. If, after hours of foreplay and, um, activity, there's clenching, convulsing, a building rigidity followed by whispered shout then post-climactic denouement, or a general rapid succession of contracting and expanding over the interval of a few seconds in a certain region, with tactile and perhaps auditory…

@jgh: You might be thinking about the last bit of news from NASA, which was that the Mars probe had finally run its course. I can't think of any mission failures since the Columbia crashed in 2003; the next shuttle mission, scheduled for later tonight, will bring two new sleeping quarters, a bathroom, and a…