In the UK on a number of forms (blood donation, for example) you have to pick from the following as a white person:

Lysistrata!

Not so much that; which is to say, I never bothered with that. More of the pro-war stuff.

Shit, still means salted caramel stuff in the break room.

It's not all great — the pro-war stuff near the end, especially, and sometimes the cynicism is almost unconscionable.

I'm pretty far to the left, and Buckley Jr. here (the host) was a notorious rightwinger. Nonetheless, it's just hard not to respect the guy. He was perhaps the last of the deeply intellectual conservatives.

Even more stunning is how he argues that the highly female-driven temperance movement is a good example of female political power without feminism — considering the state of all temperance laws in the USA!

No problem, just stick with early Hitch. He was a man with strong contrarian impulses, and toward the end of his life had some rather unconscionable views.

Gotta handle them like Hitch does: no emotion, don't get mad, brush them off, keep it chill and slightly bored.

Another sidenote: when people get going about this stupid alpha/beta-male bullshit, I immediately associate them with that seedy fandom bullshit. You know what I'm talking about.

I'm a woman, I like being domestic and shaping life. Don't we all love that mason-jar-n'-pinterest shit?

It comes in handy!

But it's so exotic!!!! It must be noble.

nah

Yeah exactly you summed it up good job you did it A+

There was one about some Evangelical documentary wherein Jesus' cock was referenced, I recall, or an analogue of it. Just dumb bullshit like that: like I said, it's not like the geniuses who write for Jezebel have like scathing critiques, but just off-the-cuff shock value crap. If they can do it, why not Rihanna?

Just take your pick, any Jez article covering Christian anything has some dumbass line or another about Jesus. Usually it just reads like teen shock bullshit.

Jezebel isn't uniformly bad, but it's Oikophobic like none other. "If it's familiar to me, it totally sucks and I'm over it!!! If it's unfamiliar to me, teach me ur ways mother goddess LOL"

Ah, Jezzies. Jezebel authors slag off Jesus? Whatever! Rihanna poses in front of a mosque? Disrespectful! No-no! Never change.

God I wanna split a bottle of wine with the women who were like, "yeah what can I say, my kid is kinda dumb."