They must have been Turkish. I've never heard of an Austrian trying to harm Jews.

Why do they always say "it has been brought to my attention" like they had no idea what they were doing? It's like being on trial and saying "it has been brought to my attention that I murdered a marching band" even though you have a necklace of ears and spit valves.

"Let's name him erock87"

Good for him. Make that money.

Javier Mascherano agrees that soccer is dangerous for assholes.

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

that's such a typical new yorker attitude - "no one actually hates us, right?" no - we fucking hate the knicks. they suck, and yet they talk about their "championship history" as if two titles forty years ago mean anything (i'm a suns fan not a celtics fan so not making a RINNGGGZZZ argument just saying), people…

Baseball's unwritten rules are ridiculous. Imagine if you showed up an hour early for work to YOUR job? You would be a hero! Instead, Uggla was suspended. He should file some kinda grievance or something.

Matt Bonner takes nothing for granite. Making money Hanover fist. Has a Keene sense of humor to boot.

This is actually how Justin Smoak started playing for the Seattle Mariners next door. He just never left and management didn't feel like pressing the issue.

"Oooh, shall we talk about the time two very well known Vikings players were caught in a compromising situation with an underage girl?"

It's not even a matter of, "students can take part-time or work-study jobs if they choose, an option that's simply not realistic for athletes during their seasons", it's a matter that they aren't even allowed to get any job during any part of their collegiate career that earns more than $2,000 per semester.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

No worries, there's actually very little chance the guys drafted that day will ever work on a Sunday.

They will move to Chicago, and whenever they need more money from Chicago, they will threaten to move to Los Angeles.

40 km/h??????????? 200-meters???????????? Its like the this race is in Canada or something.

UEFA: "It will be okay for Russian football teams and Ukrainian football teams to be pitted against one another despite the current situation."
Plane: [goes down]
UEFA: "Okay, okay. Wow. Russian and Ukrainian football teams will not be permitted to play against each other."
Plane: [gets back up; is totally fine]

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Snyder's PR gaffe continued when he said the park would be dedicated to the legendary Indian skater Tony Hawk.