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Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

On Monday's episode, Catanzaro, a former gymnast from Towson University, succeeded all over the place

All the Wisconsin Badger fans around Philly have already got Rutgers and Maryland on the other-year rotation. Thank God you people joined the Big Ten so we can go to a real campus and not Happy Valley...where the vengeful ghost of Joe Pa lives out beyond the corn and dispenses justice with a ragged edge.........

His point is that he was being completley sarcastic re: Maryland having more ACC titles than any of the other 13 Big 10 teams.

Totally. I was in my basement with all the UMD alumni I could muster, sitting in silence as FSU destroyed Maryland (and my soul) last season, and I will dust myself off to do it all over again this season. I just was pointing out the disconnect between the ticketing department efforts and team expectations this season.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

you know FIFA has fucked up when something Maradona says makes sense

Such curious images to use in regard to a story where pretty much everyone *except* you is pretty fucking interested. It's almost as if...you don't follow sports at all...

yeah stop saying this

This is the most nonsensical signing since Nelson Mandela's funeral.

People are "writing him off" because he never played in back to back games this past season, and missed 1/3 the season despite not having any known major injuries. Any time another team could guard him with their best defender, he disappeared.

I used to work literally three blocks down the street from that school, so I had a few interactions with some of the staff and the parents that taught, and sent, their kids there.

Apparently Argentina's Coach isn't Heads Up certified.

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Portuguese is just like Spanish just put a handful of gravel in your mouth

The semi-final solution

Colourism is somewhat fascinating in places where whites are a minority. It's not a binary, there's no one-drop rule. Okay, well there's still a binary, because whites are still most likely the privileged class, but outside of them it's a whole spectrum.