The physical reaction this video gave me almost made me fall off the couch. WTF.

Leland Palmer, too — AS THE DEVIL’S LITERAL ADVOCATE.

Marry me.

Your acknowledgment of my grammar pedantry allows me just enough to cover my dignity as I furtively shuffle out of the room.

This is driving me up the wall because I’m pretty sure he means “not every rape is a gender-motivated hate crime.” Some are, but some aren’t.

On second thought, he’s probably saying exactly what he means to say.

I find the different reproductions of the indoor fireworks sounds strangely compelling. Like I thought the guy from the Tar Heels Sports Network was purposefully spitting out his call at first.

Thanks for making today feel like a damn holiday.

This is so real.

You guys, THIS DAY.

I love both sites equally, and this day has been magical.

Thank you! Yours isn’t too shabby either.

As a female sports fan, I have to say the Jezebel staff is crushing today’s experiment.

Moar hockey? I for one welcome our new Jezebel overladies!

thats a good hockey ref

I support this. We’ve had three dogs, each of which were a year or two old when we got them (two strays, one surrender). They were all house trained by the shelter, and each one was just the best dog (each in his own way).

“And where they cannot, we’ve seen great things too. In Saudi Arabia where women are not allowed to drive, 80 percent of our riders are female.”

From her blog: “My prayer is that his unconventional advertisement (along with my blog, daily life, and attitude) would be a platform upon which God is glorified and others are drawn toward a personal relationship with His Son, Jesus Christ.”

Meh, she’s choosing to follow, probably because she’s known nothing else. From her blog: “I can appreciate the joke, but would challenge you to view this from the perspective of a loving father with pure intentions to find the best for his daughter. This has nothing to do with money and everything to do with…

Those photos vividly show the dangers of not paying attention to your surroundings. If you’re watching the goings-on and something unexpected happens, you react by protecting yourself or moving away. If you’re looking at your phone and hear an unexpected sound, you look up and toward it to orient yourself. You use…