Love this gal in the bingo hall. Exactly how to react when Ted Cruz literally sidles up to you.

chili that had too much flour in it

It me.

WTF, xenith?

Back in the late 90s, an alum listserv from my alma mater turned into a reply-all debacle. The confusion on display and overuse of exclamation points did not speak well about the quality of our graduates.

It is impossible to express how sad I am for these girls.

Osborne handled this one poorly, and maybe closed some doors that could have given Phillips better long-term prospects. Instead, it showed him once and for all he was untouchable. Very sad all around.

So much talent, and such a waste. It’s clear he never really learned how to make the most of the chances he had.

BOOP.

Loved how Johansen didn’t even make an effort on his last play as a Bluejacket last night.

Yeah, this is basically the extent of woke when it comes to Hungary. (Not excusing! Just not surprised.)

I lived for some time in another country in an apartment building that didn’t have a washer/dryer for people to use, and there were very few laundromats or private laundry services, so I did my laundry in the bathtub. After one try of washing and air-drying jeans in January, I said “fuck it” and didn’t wash my jeans…

It’s clear that tapping the steering wheel with the literature in question is key to underlining one’s dedication.

Why do these guys make all these videos in their cars? Do they think it adds gravitas? I especially liked the tapping of the brochure constitution on the steering wheel as he got a grip on his emotions.

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If you find you have problems with bait-stealing, smear the peanut butter or chocolate frosting or whatever on the underside of the bait tab. Works every time.

Which is a great way to teach yourself shitty habits. Turn the gun around, and the muzzle points down, as it should.

That’s painful to watch.

Valentina Tereshkova would have fucking killed them with her eyes.

If he actually doesn’t know, that’s unconscionable.