Why do I get the feeling these guys became cops specifically for the purpose of meeting women and using their authority to force/coerce them into dates or worse?

If you have a few stories a day about a few cops being “bad apples,” then after a while, it ceases to be a “bad apples” situation and becomes systemic.

 Or, put in terms for the GOP. The misconduct rate is probably close the the welfare fraud rate, which means it’s a massive issue, right?

I think it really is that simple: a conventionally attractive, white, blonde lady in nice clothes who speaks platitudes at an appropriately feminine volume can go a long, long way in this country.

I think she has also gotten her jawline updated (to avoid her dad & brothers’ terrible chinneck situation) + new porcelain veneers, which is why it sounds extra awkward when she speaks.

With so many things to be outraged about, this is one that just irks me beyond belief. They act as though Trump being president, or the family living in the White House, is so far beneath them. Most everyone would be overcome with the privilege of getting to live in the White House and these idiots act like it’s a…

Listen, it’s hard to adjust to justified criticism when you’ve been paying a small crowd to serve as genuflecting sycophants your entire life. She’s new at this.

Ivanka’s “job”: Nose

(You left out the tens of thousands of $$ Ivanka has spent to surgically reshape her face into something less Trumpian and more alien.)

“Big bold things” - like yank health care away from over 20 million Americans, pull out of the Paris Accords, permanently damage our standing as world leaders, alienate our allies and give comfort to our enemies?

Batting 1000 there, Princess.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I’ll applaud anyone getting out of Sheldon.

That’s CT.

Play that fairy tale over and over in your head for as long as you want. It’s not difficult to make young people “care” about a primary. Young people, like all stupid people, have very obvious buttons. All you have to do is push them: patronize their naive sense of idealism, feed their sense of populist victimhood,…

Sadly and frustratingly, I agree. I think the chances of Trump being reelected are quite high just for this reason.

His fifteen minutes hit too soon. Now he’s tainted with this:

The funny criticism of Hillary Clinton’s supposed “coronation” was the implication that the Democrats of 2015 had a super deep bench of up and comers that she kept from running. The reality is that between 2004 (when a State senator from Illinois gave a keynote address before the DNCC) and 2016, not a single Democrat…

On top of that - the man and his child move on first. It’s the wife who holds on longer than anyone else and is left on the roof every time, in pain. At first, I thought that was a metaphor for Kevin Sr., but I’ve come to realize that it’s been Nora on the roof all along, in pain. It’s Kevin who left the pain behind…

The more I think about it, the more everything was answered though. In the first episode of season 3, we see the family who continually prepares and waits for the rapture, only to be disappointed. Eventually, they move on with their lives. That’s exactly what happened again. Everyone thought the world would end, but…