you almost feel a little bit sad for Melania

They don’t know each other well enough to be on a nickname basis.

Dammit Melania stop scratching your boob and start staring smugly off into middle distance like a real American!

I love how Donald isn’t hugging Jesus back.

I am loving this painting because between the tall Jesus and the giant furniture behind them Trump looks to be somewhere around 4 feet tall at most.

What the fuck fresh hell is this? Jesus tap dancing Christ. This is our fucking president.

I’m watching that, thinking, “Holy shit. He’s a misbehaving child and she’s his mother, re-focusing his attention to the task at hand.” You can see the exasperation on her face.

My response to this was so is she suggesting he isn’t already filled with wisdom? This is why they don’t let you out Tiffany. Can’t even praise him right. 50 points from Hufflepuff.

The best part is the video of this where he’s just a swingin’ back and forth— dude is f*cking senile.

Did Jesus hotbox the oval office??

He probably thought it was an anthem for him. I mean look at that smug face.

Because he’s too busy thinking about how awesome he is. See how smug he looks? Until his wife nudges him. Asshole.

I about lost my damn mind over some of the coverage I saw of that. “Melania Trump had to remind her husband of this during the pledge”...for fuck’s sake, don’t sugar coat it. The fucking president can’t manage what millions of first graders do every morning.

Today’s tweet assessment: Sigh... Nothing matters, and no one cares that it isn’t even him anymore.

I’ve been waiting all day for Barf Bag just to share this.

he can’t even do the pledge...

My thing is, if he’s STILL doing that shit or espousing those views, it’s fair game.

Props to Harry for being so honest.