I’m not tidy, either, I am a total disorganized mess, lol. I tell myself that it’s OK to leave things laying around in piles because it gives my cat stuff to climb around on.

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

Why is being “liberal” a good thing? Liberals bomb the shit out of sovereign countries too.

If I had the chance to flip off Trump, I would get that shit printed for each of my kids’ rooms, poster size at least.

I tell you what, if there is a single pair of human beings I would never expect to be cast in the same film, it’s John Oliver and Beyoncé.

While your outrage is understandable, your framing is problematic - the board should care about HW’s victims NOT because the board members have wives/sisters/daughters/mother’s, but because those victims are PEOPLE. I am a person (also a wife, mother, daughter, sister, etc) but it is MY PERSONHOOD that matters, not…

I have enough of a reputation for niceness at work that I have faith that, should it ever come out that we don’t get along, people will just assume that it’s her fault. I AM THAT FUCKING NICE AT WORK.

A boss recently told me “you get along with everyone!” like it was a miracle. Um, that’s part of being a grownup. Working well with the stone cold b*tches and never having them know you can’t stand them.

Absolutely! I have no idea how we became such good friends - but I think tons of common interests help, major sarcasm from all of us, and basically just liking each other’s company - which is probably good for friends ;). If they weren’t there, I am sure most of my interactions would be pleasentries. Although it…

Sorry, that’s got to be hard. I shared an office with someone last year and she was a complete cunt, I almost quit, lucky for me she ended up getting fired. So win win.

I share an office with a stone cold bitch this year. It’s bewildering. She is just really, really not nice.

I hate all the tricks I work with, but when my pimp’s around, it looks like I adore them.

As opposed to whom? Adele, and her constant sappy stream of “why did you reject me I’m miserable” songs?

The people defending her get it. The endless comments talking about how “over her” they are, not so much. Taylor Swift seems to be the epitome of “have fun with your thinkpieces, but I’m laughing all the way to the bank” and although an unpopular opinion, I LOVE her for it. Also, the author is and has repeatedly…

They should do a SATC reboot trilogy, a prequel trilogy, a re-reboot trilogy and a origins story trilogy. Then create an HBO Cinematic Universe (HCU), including Girls, Big Little Lies, Entourage, Divorce and Looking. HCU all-cast movies every 2 years.

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I feel like I always look like a mess compared to a lot of other women. Like, how do people not have fly-away hairs sticking up on their head? Hair spray can’t tame these. Also, my nails always look bitten and I can’t wear heels to work or I would want to cut off my feet by the end of the day and I don’t even stand a…

I think the standard for guys is just pretty low, especially if they have money and some charisma.  

My ex husband , who left me 17 fucking years ago when I got pregnant with a baby we were trying to have, still thinks we should be good friends. He actually TOLD my now husband that he was still in love with me. But he trash talks me to our child.

I know this one! It’s the “I don’t actually want to be friends but I need YOU to make me feel like less of an asshole, because I know I am but I’m unwilling to change.” Fuuuuuuck.