Something that actually feels like being in 1930s Germany: being Jewish in America right now. Or Muslim or undocumented.

To Whom It May Concern:

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.