You say that now, but just wait until Snyder fans violently storm WB offices on March 23.

THE CANDYLIKE BUTTON?!

March 8 - “Today’s release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League was a mistake. We apologize for the trouble.”
March 18 - “Today’s release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League was a mistake. We apologize for the trouble.”

Tough weekend for the monarchy. 

I actually enjoy Bill Nighy in the sequels, but that’s about it. HOLY SHIT does At Worlds End drag OOOONNNNNNNNN

Look, I try to be open-minded and sex-positive and whatever the fuck, but then I read an advice column where a person’s husband is sexting their own cousin and the response is that they should look up the legal definition of cousin-fucking and twist themselves into knots to arrive at a place where you can sext your…

This was a fun article about a fun guy who is one of the longest-enduring acts and has great stories about Sinatra and Elvis and your instant reaction is to say, “Hey, how can I poop on this?”

Take a nap. You’re tired.

Indeed. Some him for the first time like 3 or 4 years ago opening for Iron Maiden. Really fun show and I’d totally pay to see AC headline.

Alice Cooper is the real deal. See him live. It’s worth it.

What I’ve always liked about Alice Cooper is that he’s exactly how he described Elvis: down to earth and willing to make fun of himself. He’s just this ordinary guy who’s job happens to be outrageous and over the top. I always get a kick out of his telling of the infamous chicken incident. 

He did a follow up on the Sex Mice paintings.

He did follow-up on the zebras.

umm give the 500k to the person who almost died protecting her dogs?

“Police say Gomez was also carrying a handgun in his backpack,”

In my home town there was a funeral home named “Adolf’s Funeral home and Crematorium”. The family who ran its last name was Adolf and they were nice folks, went to school with one of the grandkids of the owner but the name always seemed like a bad choice 

David, I love you, but I am starting to feel like de niro to you as sharon stone in the movie casino. You have a habit you just can’t break.

Any time those kind of mustaches come up in conversation, I think of that period where Michael Jordan had a Hitler mustache, appeared in ads with it and all, and no one told him to shave the thing off. I figured at the time that that must mean he didn’t have any actual friends - real friends wouldn’t let you do…

Hitler was the no-talent assclown who became famous and started invading countries!

This your grandad?

My grandfather had a “toothbrush” mustache. He grew it some time in the 1920s and then Hitler became a thing. My grandfather’s stance was that “it was his first”, he refused to change it, and had that thing until the day he died in 1995.