So, you’re saying we can make zombies now?

Hey, not sure if you caught this one or not:

If only it had been explictly mentioned in the blog you commented on...

How is “Black women have weird names lol” a take you’re comfortable expressing, and then defending, in 2021?

In addition to that documentary, The Assassination of Fred Hampton: How the FBI and the Chicago Police Murdered a Black Panther should be required reading in this country.

*Glances at user name, squints*

Are you, though?

These mouth-breathing CHUDS spent 4 years saying: “Hillary was deeply unpopular, probably the only Dem on the PLANET that could’ve lost to Trump, you guys are so fucking dumb for running her!” and then go full-0n surprised Pikachu when someone else makes their point for them.

I was referring to Joe Exotic, but yeah, fuck the other guy too.

He is never gonna financially recover from this.

For sure, but I’d prefer my legal battle to be at least a LITTLE more substantial than begging Trump to intervene. That should be the last resort, not the first.

Considering accepting a pardon comes with an admission of guilt, I probably wouldn’t be too pumped if my was lawyer saying: “Hey, my client is guilty as fuck” to the entire planet.

Yang’s just out here saying ANYTHING to get people to forget about his “Can you IMAGINE people trying to raise kids at home in a 2 bedroom apartment without having spare homes to go to?!” take, isn’t he?

Not to mention losing the popular vote twice.

I’m partial to “taint remora”, myself.

He has 2 of 4.

Just a note on his fucking garbage shirt, it said “STAFF” on the back. Your friend rules.

Hilarious, even if “Beer Belly Putsch” is more historically accurate.

Would you have trusted Donald Trump’s government to administer your test? 

First thing we need is for passing a course in civics to become a prerequisite to being allowed to vote, the same way they don’t give you a driver’s license until you get some sort of driver’s ed.