Thanks to whoever took out the trash.

Why did someone on staff lift Fake Lizardo out of the greys instead of banning his useless ass again?

The entire point of counting people in this country was for the purpose of representation at the federal level. So, perhaps you can tell the class how the 3/5th compromise, which hurt representation in the south, is appeasing them?

Fine, then let me amend my previous post.

...Thinking that black people were only worth 3/5ths of a person?

They’re the same mouth breathers who say shit like: “Well if you’re just gonna call me racist for supporting Trump, I’m only gonna support him more!”

If Jim Jordan were as good at Twitter as he is at ignoring systemic and widespread sexual abuse of the wrestlers he coached, that tweet might’ve been funny.

Yeah, like a garage.

She refused my offer to pay, saying “your wife’s a big girl now. She can take care of herself.”

The last 4 years has proven the futility of Cletus safaris like the one you’re suggesting.

Like you, I heard “good” at first, but I think he said “go ahead”. I could absolutely be wrong, though.

At least half of those farts are at night, though. And there’s no way people are in their car for every fart. I think you’re probably closer to 3/day, tops. So that puts you at 52,560 farts. Still more than 10K, but it’s not the fartpocalypse you outlined.

I keep my (clean) masks on my doorknob. If I leave my place, I put on my mask. Easy-peasy. Then I don’t have to worry about not greeting the Doordash person without a mask.

Username checks out. You should change it to Pissbaby Dipshit, though.

It’s rare that a car looks angry from the back.

Whatever, grandpa. People have been doing stupid shit for attention since the dawn of time, and people have been THRILLED to give it to them. Evel Knieval didn’t have an Instagram.

You’re responding to a known troll. Just dismiss them and move on.

Great, they can progress themselves backwards into the gutter without us.

The plan was only thwarted because WalMart doesn’t carry sizes above 5X.

Wenowdis. Maybe AV Club, Zeydonowdis, but Wenowdis.