The days of us getting yelled at for spending 4 times the length of our set for set-up and breakdown are over!

It also means you don’t need a separate van/bus.

You laugh, but when I buy one of these and throw a stack of Marshalls in it, my George Thorogood cover band will be able to rock every bar parking lot in the tri-suburb area!

Chances are high that he just turns it off before that point because “that movie isn’t nearly as fun in the second half”.

he was not in a formal workplace setting for most of it

Unfortunately, there are some minor historical facts you can try and use to argue the States’ Rights angle given everything that went on from 1855 to 1860 but, most people spouting about States’ Rights wouldn’t be able to bring those to the floor even if you paid them.

Orange fan sad

Considering you’re not allowed to hang out with him in heaven unless you literally worship him, he’s pretty much always been that way. Except for when he was a moody teenager and smote (almost) everyone a few times.

One side: “150K people dead? It is what it is.”
Other side: “We should be doing everything we can to avoid killing people.”

Utter dipshits: “BOTH SIDES ARE TOXIC.”

Football will look drastically different this upcoming season but hopefully, it won’t be at the expense of the health and safety of NFL players.

The AV Club forgetting about Rene Auberjonois? Say it ain’t so!

Honestly, I thought they were referring to Stone Mountain before I remembered “Virginia”.

Because the entire point was this shit specifically has nothing to do with whether or not someone’s going to make that garbage decision. It’s just the lie they tell themselves to feel better about their garbage decision.

If cancelling a screening of Kindergarten Cop is someone’s reason for voting for Trump, they were never going to vote otherwise. They were just looking for something to blame their shitty choices on and grabbed the first thing they could.

There’s a sizable percentage that will be “thin blue line” horseshit.

You used your 2nd comment ever (and the first in 2 years) to whine about politics on a site that has had a political bent than your account has existed. You’re getting dragged for it, and it’s glorious. You deserve all the shit you’re getting.

It’s Texas. There are thousands of churches that would be happy to host their Klan rally. They specifically targeted a black church because they wanted to send a message, and waving the Confederate Flag and slurring “Blue Lives Matter” wasn’t quite enough for these assholes if they couldn’t also force black people to…

I think. If I’m being honest, I don’t know what frankincense or myrrh is

GWAR’s been showing up in AVClub videos for almost a decade, starting with their cover of “Carry On, Wayward Son” in 2012. Mason hasn’t put in that kind of work.

What’s that thing the dipshit trolls say when they’re defending police brutality? “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?”