“90 fucking percent of them.”

You went on your little pissbaby rant because Alf claimed none of the other stalls had door pulls shaped like nooses, you demanded a source. You got your source. Alf was right.

You’re wrong, you’ve been wrong, and no matter how many times I point-out that you’ve been wrong on this matter (despite my giving you mountains of evidence while you provide nothing more than speculation), with Wallace and the FBI both saying otherwise, REPEATEDLY, you still stand there with your fingers in your ears…

It’s a website, not an airport. No need to keep everyone posted about your departure.

Not to mention the: “Oh man, I wish I were Jewish so I could say that” thread. Fucking awful.

It has literally nothing to do with Bieber, Whiggly is a racist troll.

Tickets were free. It was literally worth everyone’s $0 to leave seats empty as an insult.

He only appears if you save Wyatt. If you save Fergus, you get Tekla instead.

I just wish they’d waited a half hour or so to kick him off the plane.

Don’t forget crime in government. They love that shit.

Is garlic an herb? Asking for a friend.

That person is not your friend. He is a monster.

If you keep following that rabbit hole, she works for the McIntosh Sheriff’s Department in Georgia.

Shocking that this generation’s Dane Cook would be just as skeevy as the last one.

Just a heads-up, the Emilio Lizardo you responded to is a racist troll impersonating the real one.

I wouldn’t have been surprised if Ted was the type of guy to do the “HOLD ME BACK, BRO!” trick, but it’s a whole new level of pathetic to change it to “HOLD HIM BACK, BRO!” for Gym fucking Jordan.

I can’t believe they didn’t go with “None of this is as crappy as you’d think” from the Unboxing video.

BAH GAH, IT’S TED CRUZ’S MUSIC!

P.s. If you don’t think the fact a Bronco led the police chase isn’t a CREDIT to the vehicle that may help it sell more, I have some news for you...

I’ve heard “Canadians” as well.