Speaking of racist shitheads, he’s back.

People said that exact same shit last time. Trump was the “burn it down and teach the DNC a lesson” candidate for a ton of disingenuous shitheels in 2016. It didn’t fucking work. In the meantime, the United States put up concentration camps, lost thousands of children seeking asylum, lost all international standing,…

Wow. Speaking of “what the fuck is the point of that”, what’s the point of you getting so worked up over this?

The worst case scenario is that we get four more years of Trump

Who knew being a basement-dwelling racist dipshit was essential work?

...The whiplash the usual mailbag dullards are going to get from this headline is amazing.

That header image says it all. Jim Cooke is a treasure.

Here in America, we’re not exactly sticklers for history, I don’t think we’d notice.

I mean, I guess it all depends on if they want to come burn down the White House again.

Ah, yes, the virtues of unpaid leave! Good thing we don’t live in a country where 78% of its workers live check to check. That would really make unpaid leave seem like a false choice, and something that anyone with a functioning brain would see as “bad”.

Because it’s a well-known fact that the world has no defenses against the Fiero’s charm.

I’m pretty sure Kinja getting Covid would qualify as a mercy killing.

Why didn’t you just dismiss the asshole?

Step 1) Ask to speak to a manager
Step 2) Get upsetting information
Step 3) Call a new set of managers
Step 4) Get more upsetting information
Step 5) Call the new set of managers’ managers
Step 6) Get upsetting handcuffs
Step 7) Run away from the managers
Step 8) Make a list of all the people harmed as a result of your…

Props to Tison for not laughing and shouting: “OH SHIT, CALL THE KARDASHIANS, THIS GUY HAS 3,000 INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS!”

Because if any of those things happen, you’re increasing the amount of people you come into contact with, and thus, the chances of exposure. It’s entirely unnecessary, and is the entire point of why we’re locking things down.

Unless, of course, someone breaks down and needs a tow. Or gets into an accident. These are all risks that are taken any time you hit the road, but risks that are multiplied when you hit the road in unreliable shitboxes.

I like the idea, but is “the middle of a pandemic” really the time to be driving unreliable shitboxes across the country for fun?

The bloated lumpy one a miserable abomination [...] the clumsy bulge

If I buy it, do you think the sellers will invite me to their $160K cocaine party?