I will NOT stand idly by and allow you to besmirch the good name of Billy Hitler, a man who got so mad at his douchebag uncle, he left Germany and joined the US Navy.

The point of my initial comment was, in response to you saying that their predecessors never had to give up anything of consequence to them, to say: "These assholes would say that the time their ancestors had to stop owning slaves at the end of the civil war was a sacrifice".

I was referring to the people that they were no longer allowed to own.

I’m sure some of them will tell you that their families lost a ton of property in 1865.

...Turn into? It’s not like they’re The Hulk, that’s just their default setting.

He needs some PPE,  but otherwise A+.

I haven’t noticed a thing.

“This 182,000 mile Jeep for sale for $2,650 is clearly a better buy than mine was at $700 (Well, maybe not clearly—it does have one major flaw...”

It’s also based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the Lancet’s study. The conclusion from The Lancet was that closing the schools - while doing NOTHING else (social distancing, closing businesses, etc.) would only decrease deaths by 2-4% from whatever level they were currently going to be. So if we were going to…

“Read a book”

I can only speak for myself: I never think of Klobuchar, and when anyone brings her up, I’m reminded of the time she ate a salad with a comb. That’s immediately disqualifying, and if people want to add “she was a fucking goblin” to the list, cool by me.

Let me get this straight: 1) You’re shocked that there’s a political article on Jalopnik. and 2) You’re mad that people assume you’re an idiot?

I can hear him slurring his way through his Klan rallies now: “And whose name was on those shimulush checks? Those big, beautiful checks that everybody got, well, not everybody, I didn’t get one, but those perfect checks, and the fake news doesn’t like to talk about these checks, they said ‘oh, we can’t open the…

“I get what you’re saying, I’m just going to ignore it and continue shitting up the comments while pretending I just don’t get it”.

That’s not fair, there’s no way Shane McMahon can play QB for 8 teams at once.

He’s been missing for almost 23 years, how long do you have to carry a torch for a manipulative asshole before you’re allowed to not cry at the mention of his name?

They didn’t show up for Bernie in the primary. You know, the one he just dropped out of.

All that sounds just fine and dandy until you look at a calendar and realize it’s not 2016, Trump already won, and your master plan of “Show the DNC who’s boss” failed because the youth vote didn’t bother to show the fuck up for Bernie. He got slaughtered.

To your last paragraph - anyone thinking about sitting out or voting third party because their preferred candidate didn’t get the nod doesn’t worry about any of those issues or causes, because they have more than enough privilege to get through the next 4 years.

It’s not just a lifetime of being coddled, it’s also a lifetime of traumatic brain injury and prescription drug overuse.