...Did you have a stroke halfway through this comment?

The youths are soft. Back in my day, we did our own Googling, and we liked it!

Hitting a speedbump at 15 mph should take care of that problem.

The youths are soft. Back in my day, we drank colloidal silver, and we liked it!

Get back to work, Donald.

David has until tomorrow to get everything sufficiently covered/moved inside before freezing rain and snow rolls in and gives us more content.

Citation needed? And, no, your ass is not a valid source.

You’re right. “Interestingly” enough, its legacy as an example of out of control lawsuits is a great example of the power a corporation has to shift public opinion to cover its own wrongdoing.

The “coffee is hot lol, dumbass” joke fades as soon as you actually look at the case and discover that the coffee was so hot it fused a 79-year-old woman’s labia together.

I don’t think he’ll be applying for vanity plates any time soon.

Herb bought the entire company on the strength of the Deadspin brand. He had no idea the staff was as united as it was. To remove it would be literally throwing away his investment.

I can't wait until CHUD America starts claiming Assange is a deep-state, Never-Trump Democrat.

Small quibble with your Deadspin headline. It should be:

It sure is a shame when pesky facts get in the way of “decent conversation”.

“I didn’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelings. I’m just having a conversation.” - Every racist 12 year old on the internet.

Kinja commenters: “Don’t spoil things in the title/header images!”
Also Kinja commenters: “LOL OF COURSE IT’S HOPPER, IDIOTS!”

If anyone’s getting thrown into the cargo hold, it’s going to be the people that don’t fit into their seats, so be careful what you wish for.

I’m always amused when I remember that Trump named his 3rd son after his own fucking pseudonym, which in turn was a word he stole either from a title he’d never have and misspelled, or the Wall Street Journal’s side piece.

All this groundwork for the post-Trump “Great Republican Redemption” is fucking nauseating. These cowards are doing everything in their power to have it both ways, in case Trump loses in November. They’ll point to their cowardly statements and book deals and say: “See, I was never on his side!” even though they were…