Just holidays? Congrats on your sobriety!

Thanks for the adds. Here’s a big list of books that have been recommended by other readers here, with the caveat that I haven’t read the last two yet.

It’s basically Imo’s, with 2 major differences. 1) It doesn’t look like a cat barfed on some cardboard, and 2) It doesn’t have the unholy abomination that is Provel on it.

I can’t wait for his cadre of assclowns to say: “GODKING TRUMP SAVED US FROM WAR WITH IRAN” as if he didn’t start it. If you take a shit in the punch bowl, you don’t deserve credit for fishing out the turd.

And, just in case anyone comes in with a “And pedophile draft-dodger Ted Nugent got crucified for it”, he really, really didn’t.

...Well, on the bright side, your comment ALMOST made it 10 hours before Iran attacked a US military base.

I really, REALLY hope the people who responded to the one at 1:10 said: “Hey, bud, where’s the fire?”

Chappelle and Gervais got told their trans jokes weren’t funny, and it was probably the first time either of them heard that in decades. Rather than taking the L, figuring out why they weren’t funny and either avoiding the subject altogether or figuring out a way to make jokes that don’t punch down, they’re both going…

Literally no one on the planet has the kind of power to win a direct war with the US (mutually assured destruction is a real motherfucker), so I’m not really sure what your point is. Apart from to disparage and belittle Iran, which as previously mentioned, is a shitty idea, for the reasons I outlined above.

Also important to note that many of the detainees are American citizens. Some of them are saying CBP’s response upon learning they were citizens was: “It’s just not your day”. Fucking goblins.

That would be a bad description. Iran is 4 times the size of Iraq. Iran is twice the size of Texas. Iran has 81 million people, which is 1/4th the population of the US, but is twice the population of Iraq, and about the same as Germany. They’re not a small country. That, coupled with the mountains, make any sort of…

The wheels on the plane go OH! FUCK! SHIT!

“There’s a lot of resources, time, and material that’s being utilized to be able to... abate the graffiti.”
*Penis Man’s ears perk up*

That’s what got us into this mess.

There are gonna be some dumbasses in the comments here soon enough saying that they don’t believe R. Kelly’s accusers, even though the motherfucker married Aaliyah when she was 15 and literally NO ONE denies that happened.

Well, now John Bolton has one less reason to testify against Trump.

The Reddit thread yesterday was everyone dunking on the clip because of how obviously and horribly faked it was. There are a few particularly egregious examples, but it turned into a massive pile-on of other times his tricks failed outright.

Found Criss Angel’s burner account.