It’s a good thing Bill Hicks isn’t alive to read this.

I apologize and should have made my point respectfully.

Nope, she’s too old for him.

Well, cut that shit out. Giving a troll attention has never made them go away.

I think it would’ve reduced Anti-Hillary votes, and avoided the suppression of Democratic voters. I think a (relative) unknown would’ve avoided enough of the “Well, she’s gonna win anyway, why bother” or “I don’t want to vote for either of them” BS.

Why are you engaging with an obvious troll?

“OK, now, everyone make a face like you’re trying to poop. Perfect!”

Trump responded by calling Christianity Today a far-left magazine, because we’re living in the absolute dumbest timeline.

“He’s a musical genius, but if I asked him to make a fake ID, he would have no idea how to do that,” Kelly’s lawyer Doug Anton said.

They didn’t even include Vibranium under the free-trade goods. America’s getting hosed on that deal!

The real crack pipe is in the comments.

You kidding me? The pro-life crowd would just say: “Yeah, well, my wife/daughter/sister had an abortion, too. Trump’s a changed man, now!”

Yeah, I also thought it was weird that they used the Honus Wagner card filter while de-aging DeNiro.

Man, you’ve been big mad about this for 2 days now. Maybe take the L.

Everyone sucks in this story. The guy suing sucks because he can’t read. The restaurant especially sucks because they’re only pointing this out because they’re mad about having to keep their people healthy. If that weren’t the reason, they’d have breakouts for the percentage that goes to their lease, and their…

I would have loved to see you during the 60s civil rights movement: “Look, the water fountain says ‘whites only’ and nothing you do can change that so just give up!”

Feel free to ignore all of the statistics that show that driving slower than traffic flow is dangerous, and that passing on the right is also dangerous. Congrats on being a shitty driver, and proving every point I brought up on the outset.

It’s not an attempt to “void his presidency”, it’s an attempt to hold him accountable for crimes he committed while president. They’re very different things, and to minimize that is just flat embarrassing. 

Well, torching creme brulee is an essential part of its preparation. On the other hand, Torching creme brulee is a lot like the movie American Pie.

Your analogy is horrible. Speeding is nothing at all like mugging. First, nothing is taken from anyone when someone speeds. Second, no one is being personally violated.